A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts
the dog onto the operating table, looks down and
says "Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
The man looks at the vet
and says "The dog can't speak".
The vet says to the man
"I was talking to YOU. The dog's dead!
Taking the piss
Paul Watson a firefighter
I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.
In order to earn my monthly pay, I work on a fire station for the Fire and Rescue Service, I am required to pass a urine test for drugs and alcohol from time to time, with which I have no problem.
What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a benefits cheque, because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.
I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their arse drinking beer and smoking dope.
Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a benefit cheque?
Something has to change in the UK, and soon!
Bees in Kemptown
